"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
