1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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