Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
FUCK WHALES
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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