How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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