Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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