Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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