how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she looked like the before picture.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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