We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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