You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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