Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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