Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
