I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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