it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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