at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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