Having a random hookup so left but love u
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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