and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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