One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i think my mom watched the whole time
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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