so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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