i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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