She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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