you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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