They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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