He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Randomize
