Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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