is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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