i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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