thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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