she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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