so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
