your parents love me but you hate me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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