And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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