He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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