Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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