Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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