did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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