Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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