I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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