Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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