do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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