His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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