Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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