why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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