Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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