i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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