I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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