she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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