Kareoke will never be a sober sport
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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