gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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