have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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