Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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