dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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