Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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