in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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