she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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